Monday, February 26, 2007

For make benefit

More exotic places showing up in my Google Analytics of what visitors I have to this blog and where they come from:

  • The Azores. Yep, those islands waaay out there in the Atlantic Ocean.
  • Malaysia.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

A small world

Should I worry?

I checked my Google Analytics visitor data and I see that I had had visitors from such places as Dublin (Ireland), Fort Myers, San Francisco and Washington D.C. (U.S.A.).

But also from Bogotá (Colombia) and Rasht (Iran).

So... I believe the scenario is something along the lines of me being checked out by U.S. gubmint officials (the D.C. visitor) for possible airdrop into Iran, bringing poker to the masses there. This is not possible without training and preparation, so station agents in various places have been involved. First, I will be sent to Dublin for physical training, i.e. ingesting copious amounts of Guinness. From there, I will proceed to Fort Myers, Florida. Why? If you look at a map and draw a line between Fort Myers and San Francisco, what point do you cross? Yes, Las Vegas.

Well, you do. If you use a small map, a large marker or pencil and squint a little. I will make a parachute jump into Las Vegas (in standard issue white Elvis jumpsuit).

This will be financed with Colombian drug money.

See? It all fits together.